The Fed & Starcraft

I think they are quite similar. Here goes:

The Fed Rate cut is similar to Stim pack for the marines in starcraft. When you clicked Stim pack once, you shoot faster and walk faster, but you also die faster. So there are 3 more Stim pack to use. When the effects are gone, you click the stim pack once more when little zerglings come to rape you.

Now you are left with 2 more tries and 20/40 health. So you need a MEDIC!!! So the fed comes to the rescue again from the horrible zergs with a $200 billion first aid kit to stop the bleeding. But then suddenly, motherly hydralisks comes!!! You quickly stim pack with your newly found strength given by the medic. This time you need double the stim pack, because the Hydralisk is suffering from PMS!!! So you clicked twice and it's back to square one of 20/40 health.

This time the sexy medic has already gone back to base because she sees the marine as not worth saving. Furthermore, her woman's intuition tells her to RUN!!!

This time the mighty Ultralisk comes. You decided to stim pack the last two times not because you want to fight it - you just want a quick death!!! LOL. (He could have ran. But the Ultralisk runs on 4 legs, so it is faster!!!)

The medic is smart to run to fight another day. But will she call the Protoss for help??? Will the terrans be afraid that the Protoss will take over??? Will the Ultralisk convert to become a vegetarian??? Time will tell.