MOTORCYCLE FOR DUMMIES I

At stationary parked position, kick the side stand while holding the handle bar and applying brake. LEFT leg kick better. RIGHT leg sure fall.

MAIN STAND:

At the clutch side of the bike. FACING forward, hold the handles of the bike. Your leg should be left in front of the other. Push FORWARD. Apply hand brake.
I pushed upwards....IT CANNOT MOVE. IF u cannot undo the mainstand, pray. I did that and it works. PRAY TO UR FATHER MOTHER WATEVER.

To put the bike on the mainstand: face the bike, use ur left leg to bring the stand to the ground. holding the handle and the bar/butt of bike, pull backwards in one swift jerking motion(HAHAHAHA FITS).